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Hey folks. I've decided to create a new art form. It's called Reading Poetry to the Lawn Mower. This new medium is sure to revolutionize the art world. You see, garden equipment needs more culture. It's starved for some lyrical content. As such, I've taken up the task.  I've even offered services to read to my mower on commission .

There's nothing quite like the expression on a weed wacker when you read it a nice passage from Frost, Poe, Dickenson, or Lady GaGa. You can see the years of abuse melt away. I had to document the phenomenon.

For my first forray into this new, emerging artform, I've taken on a song by the budding English artist SiFu Music . 

The iPhone's a pretty neat device. Sure, it's not the best at being a “phone”, but it is a very handy device to have in your pocket. As advertised, there really is an “app” for just about anything you can imagine. Sure, most of those apps are silly crap, but in truth, most of what people imagine is silly crap.

Over the past year or so, my little black iPhone has become an integral device in my daily life. I use it for e-mail. I surf the web on it. I use it to find restaurants, look up directions, answer random trivia, it's my camera, about 90% of my tweets and Facebook posts come from my iPhone. It's also my music player of choice. (Nothing yet designed tops the design of the iPod.)

So, what could be so wrong with the iPhone that I am considering ditching it? SMS popups. They are unstoppable. 

Check out the Music section for free mp3's or visit me on ReverbNation.com

I finally decided to post a few songs on ReverbNation .

All of these were recorded by myself on a MacBook Pro using GarageBand. Some came out pretty well, I think. Anyhow, listen and enjoy. Feel free to drop some hatemail in the comment section here or at reverbnation.

If you're a 30-something "Gen X" whatever like me, you remember A Nightmare on Elm Street and Freddie Krueger as fondly as Mickey Mouse. The "Nightmare" movies were a staple of our youth.

When I'd heard the franchise was getting remade for a new generation, I was actually pretty psyched. Why not? The old movies, while classics, are kinda dated. A fresh take seemed like fun. (You can't expect Hollywood to come up with anything new, there's too much risk in originality.)

So, that's where I'm coming from. I'm not really a "film critic", but this film inspired me to write. It was that wrong...

Spoiler Alert! Stop Reading if you give a damn about the plot of this movie...